TIME TO FAP jk

>>78996

AAAH GO AWAY

>>78992

YOU NEED ARMOR SON

>>78994

Well then they need to start uploading files too.

In fact I've noticed that gays always play as women; without delving too deep into it, it's pretty much prison gay when you think about it in the long run. ANNA MAY

On a side note, I am a sexy motherfucker in uniform. I might join just to be a true motherfucker.

>>78995

Yes but I'm unfamiliar with this character, and I must see. Tell me her name.

>>79003

build the people space and engine cover out of ar 550 plate, I'll be good.

>>79002

Skandi was my first! Skandi was my first!

>>78996

You just want everyone to know don't you…

>>78999

>>79003

You are right, but its like half and half for me I either make a cute redhead girl or make a big bearded man it depends on the game

>>78999

She's Jc and the blonde is Jk

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=234068

>>79007

>>79003

>>79006

It was your destiny

>>79007

I keep forgetting to follow him or her they have girly hands, thanks fam

I love my master so ridiculously much that there's nothing I can say to make anyone get it. I wanna serve him and make him happy forever!

>>79005

Maybe so, but Miles was my first!

>>79004

I want the genuine article.

>>79006

More beard man.

>>79008

So they're original characters by aosora that you clinged-onto, interesting…

>>79010

Oh I had a feeling

>>79011

me too, but a mini stug could be just as fun.

>>79009

I guess you cant fight destiny

So go show everyone a pic of you riding me

>>79011

thats my male character just not in mgo

>>79010

I love you too~

>>79014

Done you pervert

>>79013

The littlest tank destroyer.

Have a happy Nazi Germany webm.

>>79014

I guess I have to reinstall and perhaps actually play more.

>>79016

Oh me oh my

>>79017

DO IT

>>79015

>>79012

And besides now that he's here I'm immune to "good boy" from anyone else!

>>78982

But there aren't all that many buttons to press like in some fancy car. Welp, I suppose trying it now.

>>79017

have a 2/5th scale tiger.

it makes me so happy and giggly.

>When you fail at trying to do something cool

>>79018

I should find more burts later if I play

>>79019

Yes of course I apologize, please accept this breakfast

>>79010

Aw Skandi thats so sweet

>>79015

You guys are cute :) I'm so happy for you two

>>79022

Wow, fucked that webm up.

>>79022

>1920x1080

Make it 950x550 you baka!!

>>When you fail at trying to do something cool

>>79023

You want to ride me more?

oh my

>>79018

Maybe, maybe after more STALKing.

>>79021

Aww it's so adorable.

>>79027

>"did that look pretty cool?"

–Noun

>>79027

>he doesn't even attack

>just stares at you

>>79027

My girl can beat your person up tbh

>>79028

No to kill and feed my pawns while I starve

>>79030

>tfw

>>79031

It's because I didn't trigger him by an attack.

>>79032

>he thinks a woman can beat up Guts

>>79029

he builds them so realistic they have actually been used in films.

>>79023

FUCK YOUR 4 AM BREAKFAST

>>79020

It's one button, but it makes up for it by requiring many presses!

>>79024

U-uh, thanks. When I realize that other people but him are reading that it gets kinda awkward.

>>79035

>You

>Awkward

Whodathunk?

>>78997

I made you feel better than you have in a long time is what you said to me. Against my will I began to care a lot for an amazing person who lives a world away. So why are you sitting there hiding when I'm ready to show you so much more?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyDxrB9rtMo im making a scene

>>79033

>He thinks guts is the strongest person

Noun surely you're joking yes? Dont let me come over there

>>79035

In your mouth it goes

>>79029

do it!

>>79032

Im not into that though! just the riding please

>>79035

Aw I don't mean to make you feel awkward, I'm in love with someone too, you shouldn't be worried what other people think

>>79036

heh

you cant win

>>79039

You gotta die, that was also your destiny

>>79036

>you

>a perfect master

What a surprise.

>>79038

You'll fuck breakfast in my mouth? That's a confusing image!

>>79040

I know, and you're super cute together as well! I'm just not very good at showing affection.

First for EVERYTIME I TRY FOR SOMETHING GOOD I GET FUCKED.

pic related

>>79034

Really? Which?

>>79039

Your images have been getting more lewd as of recent, don't get corrupted!

Quality test

>>79043

Im sober and even I am having a hard time thinking about that..pls

>>79045

Baka

>>79042

will you at least ride me one last time?

>>79044

Bikinis arent lewd

>>79037

Nini Everyone <3

>>79043

you will get used to it.. I wish you both happiness, you are a cute couple, I hope it works out

>>79048

lol

>>79044

I don't remember, I lost the webm I had of him driving it around on the set, but they have set builders redo the paint to make it more accurate and less plastic looking, and they build tiny buildings and stuff, it's cool.

>>79047

Nope that was a one time thing im 100% straight

>>79046

You're the one who made things so confusing!

>>79049

So do I.

Goodnight!

>>79048

I don't understand if you're seriously being a dick or if I'm missing something.

>>79053

You're confusing me!

>>79049

G'night.

>>79054

Fuck your breakfast, Bit! Fuck it in the ass!

>>79047

They can be, and I know that image is from a rather lewd set.

>>79051

That does sound really cool.

>>79056

IM NOT GAY!!!

>>79053

I'm pretty drunk I hope I don't look like a dick

who's gonna play games with me? I have insurgency and RO2 and a non-steam CoD4 and a non-steam SWGB and chivalry

WAIT SWGB wow I need to check that out

How can we all play each other at star wars galactic battelgrounds? we'd love that. It's age of empires II with star wars theme.

How do I watch watch anime ? I can only watch like 1 episode before being bored

>>79057

I wish I could find it, I searched google, but it's just showing some video game, tiny tanks.

>>79052

Pretty please?

with sugar on top

>>79057

So youre the perv!

>>79060

>watching anime alone

Wow, get a load of this loner.

>>79060

watch good anime. do you have a list?

>>79060

Stop watching moe shit all the time

>>79065

This tbh.

>>79058

So your breakfast is male?

>>79059

You kinda do!

In any case, it's late as hell and I'm too drunk! Master and I are going to bed, goodnight /lewd/.

>>79061

Sounds like some smartphone game.

>>79062

I was an artist of that kind of thing for years, of course I know about such things.

>>79064

>>79065

>>79066

Pic related, go watch NeoTokyo (1987).

>>79068

neo tokyo is good, the racing segment is my favorite out of the three shorts

>>79064

Recommend me some !

>>79065

n-no

>>79063

I DON'T EVEN WATCH IT

>>79062

Never!

>>79067

>>79069

Is that the movie you showed me and burt before?

>>79068

I know I saved it from /k/ forever ago, because I thought it was a real tank, then he drives next to a full grown man and pops the hatch open, and my brain was like damn that's cool.

>>79071

yeah, racing -> robot thing, I skipped the first of the three because it's not as good

>>79070

Do you have a list?! idk what to recommend you without knowing your taste.

>>79072

Must have been a real shock the first time, sounds awesome.

>>79073

I'd say skipping anything in a movie (even segmented) is heresy.

Regardless I feel terrible so I'm debating a repeat of last night.

>>79068

yeah pervert!

>>79071

Ill do anything

guys, encourage me to drink more, I'm not drunk enough.

>>79074

now i'm watching all his videos, I want to build one.

>>79073

Oh

>>79075

Anything?!

>>79076

Drink more

>>79074

Watch the first Genius Party and say it again

>>79077

thanks bit, I can do it.

>>79077

>>79075

I'm not truly a pervert, I'm very repressed despite what I've done in that regard.

>>79076

It'll be fun.

Also you'll never drink more than me, ever.

>>79078

I'll say it a million times.

Now excuse me as I go do some things out in the pouring rain.

>>79081

wish I had my everclear to prove you wrong.

>>79079

I believe!

>>79080

>>79081

Prove it

>>79083

Who here /pakour on the rooftops of Gran Soren/ ?

>>79083

I can't chug vodka like I used to.

>>79085

whateven

>>79085

what?

>>79085

Only after I snort cocaine off some abs tbh

>>79084

I had a lewd strange dream I never want to have again! Well it was kinda funny to

>>79086

Why is that?

>>79085

Exited the everfall thinking I was done in there, but wasn't. Now all the mobs respawned.

>>79089

I don't know, it just doesn't go down well anymore, I think everclear ruined me, or I'm not drunk enough to drink it straight yet.

>>79089

do tell me please

>>79082

Last night I was downing bottles of high proof absinthe, but I'd be down for a drink-off of everclear you ever-queer.

>>79084

Make me faggot.

Watching anime with milk was a bad idea.

I wish absinthe was as readily available here.

>>79091

How much have you had already? The night is still young!

>>79092

I had something to do with something touching my butt! The second dream was me getting chased by a xenomorph I was scared and stopped..then it stopped..then I chased it and it tried running away from me..then I woke up. No idea why a xenomorph haven't thought of those since I watched someone play alien isolation

>>79096

*Someone

>>79093

the 95 percent stuff, not that 150 proof bullshit.

>>79096

only my skittles stuff, Imma blame all the sugar for making me sick, but I gotta get rid of it before I'll let myself buy anything else.

>>79098

Come on now, I downed three bottles of 148 proof last night, bring it on fuccboi. I love the feeling of poisoning because I want to die.

test

>>79099

I'm just stupid, and if I drink enough, I may kill enough brain cells to get de nuked.

>>79098

Hmm kinda want to drink myself but I cant right now

Anyone wanna watch me stream dota ?

Death is just as subjective as life.

>>79103

No.

>>79102

why not? also that's a sexxy neko.

>>79096

who touched your butt?

>>79101

So I'll safely say that I win on those grounds.

Don't worry, I'll drink enough for both of us.

>>79103

Im getting sleepy, you should stream more in the afternoon!

>>79106

Nothing to drink :( Really wanted to yesterday

>>79107

ORAORAORAORAOROAORAOORA

>>79108

no, I want to be de Nuked, it's every navy nukes dream.

Since when has dude become a Swedish thing.

>>79109

I am a night crawler

Hello everyone, how are you all doing today?

>>79110

Still going to, sarcasm or not.

I try to keep my thoughts short and organized. Just like I like my people.

>>79109

That didnt answer my question!

>>79114

Streaming an dplaying dota

>>79114

it's never sarcasm, if a nuke says they hate their job, their coworkers and the ship that they work on and want to kill themself, they're telling the truth, but we all laugh and pretend they're joking.

>>79112

I was! Then my sleep clock fixed itself, im slowing turning back!

>>79113

Getting sleepy how are you?

>>79116

It was ORARARARARARARA Trust me

>>79118

pls dont suck division pls!

>>79119

I hope it's good too.

>>79119

I just don't sleep much, I wake up at 8am usually but don't do things until 4 or 5pm

>>79119

I dont know what that means!

test

O.k. my upload is good.

>>79120

If its not I give up on everything!

>>79121

Well you do one thing, pervert

>>79122

Me either!

>>79123

>>79126

who was it!

>>79126

w-well that's in-between my classes/work and play time !

I'm so fucking strong, it feels great.

>>79117

What do I get if I actually watch?

>>79118

Hooray for workplace mentality.

>>79126

*Remove that not

>>79128

Dont worry about it pervert!1

>>79130

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joeWgauEz0c

>>79127

>>79131

Bad music and bad mumble conversations

>>79132

I bet it was someone here

>>79135

>>79126

but can tom clancy ever be bad?

>>79131

(Nukes got it good though, we don't support the rest of the ships watch bill, and we don't clean anything outside the plant, I mean how could we have it bad) thought everyone else on the ship.

>>79136

that's hot.

>>79137

I love lain.

>>79139

I love you

>>79119

I'm doing alright, just playing some crusader kings 2 as a way to deal with boredom…

Might leave and go for a walk soon though, not sure!

>>79134

y-you're streaming again?

>>79134

Sounds like a bad experience, what a shame too because you seemed okay.

>>79138

What a god damned shame to have to clean so little yet be so depressed.

FOR SHAME.

Let's all love.

Ah Rain guy… I must have forgotten you…

>>79142

I never stopped

>>79138

Ubisoft is really sucking with games now..but I wanna believe

Indeed

>>79141

Night walk or is the sun still up?

Would it be easier to circumvent or mislead the media en masse

>>79127

>>79136

dont pour that one me! thats hot

>>79146

Are you pouring your heart and soul into a cable by a-accident?

>>79147

It's 04:21 here, so it will be dark when I leave, but the sun should start to come up when I'm on my way back.

So…uhh, both?

>>79151

yes

It's far too easy to just curl up in a corner and pretend it's not there.

>>79150

Sorry have this

>>79151

F-Fuck off..im sorry :(

>>79153

I'm not ready for this.

Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough.

>>79140

I love you too.

>>79143

we are concidered over maned and we're on 4 section duty with a small days crew, the rest of the ship was on 10 section duty, and was trying to get us to support the watchbill so they could have 12 section duty, the captain said thats fucked up and now the ship's on 8 section duty, and we're still on 4 section duty, they just don't understand how much we actually do, the ship doesn't work without us, and we could easily and often do other peoples jobs.

>>79144

lain is a goddess.

>>79147

oh, I just buy stuff when I feel like, and play from time to time, I wouldn't play enough to buy it before it goes onsale.

The reactionary skit would be just as poisonous if not lethal entirely.

another day another swollen tonsil

>>79155

I want more then that!

Nice to have allies who would watch a game of football on the television with you.

You'd have to time your reactions.

>>79148

miss lead.

>>79161

lmao

>>79162

No!

>>79164

Like dis?

>>79145

Don't worry about it, people ignore / forget about me on here in general.

Have a picture.

>>79158

Sounds stressful as Hell, actually.

>>79165

This. Just ask Courtney love

>>79167

I often want to cry myself to sleep, but am too tired to cry.

>>79168

I kinda wanna try to mislead the media now.

Uniformity would be the first of the rules to be bent.

renz please stop spamming

Mistakes happen. Or do they?

>>79166

BIT!

please! post more lewd maids.

>>79169

I dedicate this drink to you, friend. Sounds like you deserve it.

>>79171

Everyone should just spam.

>>79173

:)

>>79174

hmmm

>>79172

there are no such thing as mistakes

you can never truly change the outcome

An idiot still instilled within the ego. Pf

The planetary fortress of the Mistress whom never spoke, yet did, to me.

>>79166

>>79166

Over the course of time.

>>79173

He doesn't have a lot of maid ones, love his art

>>79173

K have these I gotta watch that new op

>>79179

>>79180

I need more maids

more guns

DONT LEAVE BIT!

>>79174

just watched a car crash compilation, I feel better now.

>>79179

maids with guns are sexxy.

>Tfw i took my opium like my mom wanted me to

I'm a good boy!

>>79183

what?

>>79184

She got mad at me for not taking it a few days ago, I need it to sleep :3

>>79183

good boy

>>79185

night ill miss you

Feel like a loser text-posting.

>>79185

are you sure optium is right for it?

Isnt it some kind of a hard drug?

>>79183

Demon.

>>79188

are you trolling rn?

Lack of understanding should never be underestimated.

>>79191

it's why religion exists.

>>79190

w-what?

Isnt Opium in alot of drugs and is it also kinda dangerous I guess?

>>79192

cringe

>>79192

It does?

>>79193

u ever been to the hospital before for a really bad injury and they had to give u pain killers?

opiates

>>79192

cringe

>>79192

*tips fedora*

>>79196

No i have not.

Okay for things like this its understandable but for falling asleep and having a mom to tell him to take it regulary its kinda strange.

I think he was just making a joke.

>>79194

>>79196

a lack of understanding about simple sciences led to people making shit up, rather than sciencing an answer.

>>79195

yes, it does, doesn't mean it's true.

>>79197

I too wear fedoras, *tips.

>>79199

Sure I mean I'll believe in stuff if Mayaka makes it happen or something… idk…

>>79197

>>79200

>>79199

>>79196

>>79195

>>79194

>>79192

>>79199

ive already explained this shit before to you

how well do you think you know "science"?

you say they made stuff up to explain things, but our current science is only somewhat more refined than their methods of arrriving at conclusions

we still know absolutely nothing about the world, and the arrogance that science explains everything is quite silly

>>79199

soon you will understand, Son.

how do you successfully balance your game playing and anime watching so you don't spend all your time doing one instead of the other?

>>79205

do you have a job?

>>79181

>>79182

Indeed!

>2016

>not being a cultural-christian

its like u're okay with rampant degeneracy and the complete destruction of the institutions that allowed western civilisation to rise above everyone else

>>79205

step 1: stop watching anime

step 2: stop playing video games

step 3: get a job

step 4: get a life

>>79208

are you browsing pol or something?

I'm making shoops if anybody wants one.

>>79207

bitty is my lewd hero

>>79206

I'm asking for free time so I get to do a little of both

>>79210

Those glasses on my waifu pls

pic related

>>79200

blelelelel

>>79202

the party is always lame.

>>79203

but science is far more advanced, sure there are still mysteries, but science tries to answer them, religion says oh, god just made it that way.

>>79204

Idoundastan

>>79207

got anymore?

Feminine non-Foolz browsing Noun was better.

>>79213

are u just lazy cause that would literally take like 2 seconds to do in paint

His name

is Paulbert Blartson

>>79217

Erinnnn

>>79213

That is a quality waifu friend.

much loco

many oh no

>>79218

damn, women got it wrong, that's what I want.

>>79219

helloe youngling <3

>>79220

>>79214

Maid with guns? Not really I just save art if I like it but I do have some girls with guns

>>79216

Cool beans

>>79221

Thanks fam!

>>79223

how are you I am internet hugging you

Awawawawa

>>79226

i am acceptable

*hugs*

you?

>>79225

Here you are sir

>>79225

I save everything I like too.

>>79211

A hero for fun

>>79229

Thank you!

>>79230

Then we got something in common

>>79227

>79227

I took a ">" out for no reason

>>79228

I'm pretty drunk and sad for no reason and clinging to random people on the internet because their name stuffs dopamine into my body, I don't know why. Oiuwotm8 I'llpushya back up ya fokken mum ya wankstain

>>79231

I get that reference

post more lewd

>>79231

and I like alotta things, I gotta organize my shit.

>noun

>>79236

>>79232

Qute

>>79236

>>79233

*pets*

feel better senti hunni

Hi Erin

>>79237

>>79238

>>79234

I shall!

>>79235

Same I got so much in different places im getting confused!

>>79241

Damn I had a good image too. FRICKING FRICKLOAD

>>79243

I love you lewd bitty

>>79237

kill them and take noun's attenshuns for yourself.

>>79240

helloe nick

>>79246

What did you say?!

>>79239

I owe you one single favour use it when you need it I even used your silly spelling

>>79243

I just gotta get all my porn to it's own folder, I just been saving everything in my cute folder.

>>79250

>favour

>>79248

>>79252

thats proper english noob

>>79238

>>79241

>>79247

Noo! I get a lot

>>79252

Noun's jealous because I'm clinging to bongfags tonight

>>79244

>>79254

>noob

>>79256

Don't stick your tongue at me!

>>79255

You could have ALL of it.

>>79250

i capped this so you can't pretend you never said it

>>79253

konbanwa

>>79258

get pwn noob.. poop on u're mom lmfao

>>79251

Oh opposite for me, pretty much got my porn and stuff done its all the other art and..other stuff

>>79249

I love you lewd bitty?

>>79260

I want to smoke weed with you.

We can be super cheap and just have you exhale into my lungs while we kiss after you take a hit too.

>>79255

>>79257

>>79253

I say "nyanpasu" all the time and people never respond

>>79258

>>79260

that's smart because I'm about to cross the threshold of idk wtf happened tonight with these shots

>>79265

My hair feels so soft right now.

>>79264

over here we call that a blowback

i've been thinking of investing in some N-cumyl-1-(5-fluoropentyl)indazole-3-carboxamide vape liquid

apparently it is very similar to weed high, you get baked as fuck from a couple of tokes, and it is currently £20 for 5ml

>>79266

wew

It's so hard to play catch up with these threads!

>>79262

most of what I save is really cute porn.

inb4 lol cumyl

I'm going to go hop in the shower, catch ya later!

>>79267

You should slick it back like a greaser. It'll look cool.

>>79268

when are you gonna take advanteg of shitty yurop prices on psychs

>>79269

W R U?

>>79266

I say Yanpasu.

>>79268

>N-cumyl-1-(5-flouropentyl)indazole-3-carboxamide vape liquid

There are so many things wrong with this.

Like first off, why do you think I know what this is?

>N-cumyl-1-(5-

>-cumyl-

>cum

>vape

>cum vape

>>79272

Nah, I'm going to brush it and make it softer.

>>79263

Oh just making sure

>>79270

Post some!

>>79272

Please call my ISP and bitch at them.

>>79259

Why fix what isn't broken? Besides I get most! He's very generous with how much attention he gives me

>>79265

>>79272

Latter

>>79274

nip cats say "nyan" for the pun that is "meowning"

but "nyanpasu" is literally meaningless according to my nip expert friend who says the only thing that has meaning is the meow.

>>79276

I want more saya

>>79273

wat

>>79274

it's a synthetic cannabinoid

like THJ-2201 and all those other fancy cannabinoids except with an indazole spine, indole and indazole cannabinoids being a fairly new discovery, they're the third generation synthetic cannabinoids

I'm bored and drunk, someone entertain me.

i'll entertain you back

no lewd you depraved sluts

>>79276

>>79273

in case i missed something important

>>79281

Have this.

>>79276

I really like cute, and the meme ears make it so much better for me.

>>79280

The prices for DMT are apparently unknown which means lye + naptha + bark = probably 10x+ profit so become a kingpin this is strong life advice of the highest calibur and quality

>>79283

NO

W

R

U

?

well, i say fairly new

they've been known about for decades

but only fairly recently rediscovered by research chem manufacturers

>>79279

Never!!

>>79281

>tfw you weren't entertaining enough

>>79282

I think that counts

>>79285

This surely counds

>>79280

Erin never smoke synth weed that shit is wicked bad and they could put literally whatever the fuck they want in it and not tell you.

Real weed all day erry day.

>>79278

Oh, I guess you don't love him enough is all.

My mistake.

>>79279

It's a slurred combination of Nyan and Osu, like senpai and sempai.

English subs usually say "Meowning"

>>79288

hotaru a shit

>>79289

when will she realize she's autistic?

>>79288

counts as what?

>>79291